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The best owl jokes...

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Superbowl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

so drop 'em if you got 'em

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I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they’re in that phase!

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