What if Hitler was the best case scenario result of time traveler interference? He bungled a lot of decisions someone like Himmler probably wouldn’t have. What if WWII is ultimately unavoidable, and every other timeline was way worse?
Germany was only 75 years old in 1941; for all we know it’d be some totally new country that ended up conquering everything. “Hail to Field Marshal Bing Bong Potatoman, ruler of our great glorious Zambonian Empire”
There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.
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What if Hitler was the best case scenario result of time traveler interference? He bungled a lot of decisions someone like Himmler probably wouldn’t have. What if WWII is ultimately unavoidable, and every other timeline was way worse?
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Best case?
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Germany was only 75 years old in 1941; for all we know it’d be some totally new country that ended up conquering everything. “Hail to Field Marshal Bing Bong Potatoman, ruler of our great glorious Zambonian Empire”
I welcome our new ice resurfacing overlords
As a Canadian, I always knew the Zamboni’s would take over eventually.
Literally the start of Command and Conquer Red Alert lol
Would there even be an Oppenheimer movie in the new timeline?
And without Oppenheimer we’d never have Barbie!
:(
But we’ll always have Margot in our hearts!
:)
Wait wait, I should have said:
We’ll always have Margot in our hearts, even if Hitler was never alive!
I feel pretty Aladeen about this.
I like to think life is aladeen.
There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.