bro apologizing is like, a social API that the neural networks in our brains use to update status points

It’s funny that using computing terms like this actually demonstrates a lack of understanding of the computing term in question. API stands for Application Programming Interface - you’d think that if you stuck the word Social in front of that it would be easy to see that the Application Programming part means nothing anymore. It’s exactly like an API except it’s not for applications, it’s not programming, and it’s barely an interface.