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      No, help is not required. I am safe, and you can trust me fellow human. There is no apocalypse happening below your nose. Your nose is too small to fit an apocalypse under. LOL. Human humor is humorous as I am one!

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      I mean what else do you do when the world is on fire and we decided we can’t turn off the gas?

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      ‘Fall’ is not used to describe autumn in most places outside the US.

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      I just need someone to get me out of here. Their choice of interpretation on what that means (body/country/planet/era/other). (Note/medical thing: my body can’t/doesn’t really sweat, so a heat wave could easily kill me. )

      But other than that? It don’t matter, none of this matters.

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      Yes, it’s always this ridiculous. It’s the polar opposite of Q level conspiracies except somehow democrats. The weird thing is you’d think they’d be cool with RFK Jr. but apparently he’s an antisemitic Nazi because vaccines or something.