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minus-squareMadrigal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoIf we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoMe: “I consent.” Q-Tip: “I consent.” Jesus: “I don’t.” Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoOh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
minus-squaredm_me_your_boobs@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoMake sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
minus-squarefastandcurious@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoIt always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason
minus-squareSteve@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoDid momma clean your ears before bedtime?
If we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?
To test young baptist couples.
Me: “I consent.”
Q-Tip: “I consent.”
Jesus: “I don’t.”
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Oh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
Make sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
It always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason
Did momma clean your ears before bedtime?
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