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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!!!

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NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!!!

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sh.itjust.works

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Alexa, how do I delete someone else’s post?

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    It’s a terrible day to have eyes

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      deleted by creator

      • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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        Please delete my memories

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          Everyone talks about the right to be forgotten, no one talks about the right to forget

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    Let’s hope this kid doesn’t break his arms when he’s older

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      There was a story about that

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        I’m gonna need an elaboration. What?

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          Reddit post about a dude who broke his arms and ended up blowing loads in his mom.

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            Hah okay yeah I remember that thread now. That was… 12 years ago?? Time flies.

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            what? what kind of fucked up shit is that?

            • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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              Verified by the mods too

              (Not even joking. Seek it out if you dare)

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              I was curious so I looked it up. OP’s account seems to be deleted so I found it here.

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              The guy’s dad would very enthusiastically take his sloppy seconds after he creampied his mom.

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    Weird take i know, but this is surely an evolutionary advantage, because it incentivizes mothers to feed their children lmao

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      Idk most mothers I know just don’t want their babies to die. Even without sexual stimulation

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        Almost as if we have this overwhelming programming to keep our children alive at all costs… curious that.

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          Even if we have to cum in order to do it.

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            We don’t have to but it makes having the kids more enjoyable

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              It’s nature’s failsafe 🤷.

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      “daaaad, mom is horny again! why does it always have to be me to suck her tits? THIS IS WHY I SUCK COCK, FOR SPITE! fucking weirdos.” -a 20something kid

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        lol 🤣🤣🤣

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    My dad used to do this to me too

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      Your dad was one hell of a guy 💪.

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    I’m a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.

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    Pedophilia but in a form someone thinks is ok to post in their social media.

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    wtf

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    Oh cool are we posting decade old content to scare ourselves?

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    “you couldn’t waterboard this out of me”

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