By now most of you know that I’m by far the most reasonable person on lemmy. I’m basically real life Judiciary Pag. Well, maybe not the Very Relaxed part… But I’m very Learned and extremely Impartial.

So here’s the deal: if you need to resolve some conflict, if you need someone to decide who’s the asshole or simply can’t decide who’s right and who’s wrong in a silly comment fight - just ask. I will give you my totally unbiased, 100% impartial opinion and you will be able to move on with your life.