You’re thinking of “gangster app”.

I think they meant “a file path not being right in that there code”.

I’ve been coding since the '80s. I’ve never once heard anyone refer to a bitmap as a “bump”.

Appetizer at Applebee’s? “app”

This one probably drives me the most crazy.

I had a (non-technical) manager come to me one day and say he wanted us to start using this hot new technology he had just read about called an API. This was in 2010. He showed me the article, which somehow never even attempted to explain what an API actually was. I just laughed and said I would make it an action item.

Then: Fire, Rocks

If you walk with algorithm, you won’t attract the worm.

ACSI was charged $2m and Durable 200k.

Rounding errors for these companies. And most likely they were de facto fines for not donating enough to Republican candidates.

Apparently liquor stores make their money off of hard-core drinkers and alcoholics, so liquor ads (and liquor store employee customer support) are designed not to attract new customers but rather to make the existing customers think their level of drinking is normal and acceptable.

“I didn’t realize it was possible to cough up your pancreas”.

Ozymandius was trunkless - Musk is pretty much all trunk.

I really hope I’m dead before we have androids.

Years ago I realized I was drinking six 24 oz. cups of coffee a day - which is literally MORE THAN A GALLON OF FUCKING COFFEE. One of those cups was even right before going to bed, which is a sign of how much tolerance I had built up to caffeine. Now I just drink one 8 oz. cup every morning and that’s it, and my desire to slap the shit out of every human being I encounter has gone way down.

I live in the Philly suburbs and drivers around here are great about bikes, very respectful and safe and generally giving us cyclists a wide berth. The problem is with that “generally” qualification - I’d say that 99.9% of all drivers are very careful around bikes, but that means 1 driver out of every 1000 cars is a dickhead. Since I’m passed by probably 200 cars during a 25 mile ride, that means I can expect about one risky road incident a week, which seems about right given my experience as a cyclist.

Ironically enough, I’m a school bus driver and a highly disproportionate number of my near-death experiences on a bicycle have involved school buses.

For reference.

OK, that white was cocaine. Guaranteed they’re dead.

For the record, I know the pic was from IASIP. OP’s joke was not based on that.

Can’t hear the dialog | Christopher Nolan

Javascript is basically just C with some syntactical sugar, right? RIGHT?!?

Where is “sleeping 60 hours cat”?

Easy, breezy, beautiful … clever girl.