This is a rather niche meme, what’s severance about?

I fucking hate Kubrick. Every movie feels cold and soulless, and they move slower than a snail on lean.

The song: https://youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI

#3, Last night my cat challenged me a drinking contest by lapping up my shot of whiskey that I had out.

I’m pleased to report I DESTOYED that motherfucker, drinking 11 shots to his 3.

This morning, he’s yakked on the floor and is prancing about while I’m nursing a monster hangover, the smug little asshat

You local troop needs to eat more fibre :(

NO SATIRE HERE BROTHER, MY DOCTOR SAYS THAT’S BAD, BUT I CANT HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF ME CRANKING MY HOG!!!1!!!1!

SHE ALSO SAYS I HAVE EAR DAMAGE AND SHES DISAPPOINTED IN MY DIET OF PIZZA AND VODKA, SHE’S BEEN MY DOCTOR SINCE I WAS NINE SO IM TRYONG TO DO BETTER. YÈEEEEEEĚEEEE-HAAAAAAAWWWWWW111!!!

My taxes paid for the road, I’m going to use the road. It’s called getting value for your money, walklet-tier comic XD

Agreed, fuck who you like and who wants to fuck you, why must something as complex and messy as your slice of humanity be categorized?

My usernote for you contains the phrase “privacy-illiterate”, but this is a good take, assuming data isnt sent back. You’ve been upgraded, lol

Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

NOT your loved ones.

DO NOT ASCEND!

People tested this out in 2009, turns out it’s Larry David on both counts

Thank you, I didn’t realize how poor quality this was until I posted it

DO NOT ASCEND

Trees don’t wear shirts, silly

Skinwalker fingers typed this

DO NOT ASCEND

Whatever will I do without my deshittified emotional support laptop :'(

In the game I’m playing, goblins have thick New York accents. If my creepy-ass lizard person dies, I might switch to that, or a Nordic elf with a thick Swedish accent.