Pastaguini [he/him]
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Pastaguini [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Trump Watch@lemm.ee•Trump brags gas is down to $1.98 a gallon in some states. It isn’t — anywhereEnglish
31·7 months agoWhat if this actually is somehow the thing that gets him impeached
The best part of this is how they attempt to cope by asking another AI to fact check.
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electoralism@hexbear.net•you get to choose between Insurrectionist Barbie On Twitter Party and Art Candee On Bluesky PartyEnglish
38·9 months agoShow Houston and then tell me that American cities have anything going for them.
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askchapo@hexbear.net•You can bring a thing back. what would it be ?English
3·9 months agoHow about bringing back some damn CIVILITY in our political discourse?!
Will ICE reports become the new swatting?
Not for nothing - for the investment portfolio of energy investors. You know, the highest priority of all.
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Futurology@futurology.today•DeepSeek: 'Cheap' Chinese chatbot shocks AI worldEnglish
9·10 months agoThe next app to get banned. Pretty soon the entire App Store will only be meta products, chatgpt, Nextdoor, Coinbase and Zillow.
Pastaguini [he/him]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•This is so stupidEnglish
15·10 months agoI agree with this, however leaving Kamala out of the main argument of the article really feels like they’re purposely trying to get her off the hook.
Go outside and do what? They’re in Texas.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million FiascoEnglish
49·10 months agoWait, the CEO of the smart screen company whose product occasionally bursts into flame is named Arsen? Are you kidding me?
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Why are women in pregnancy test ads always happy it's positive?English
44·11 months agoI think that’s the joke - hence the “when you want to be sure” tagline.
Pastaguini [he/him]@hexbear.netOPto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The Bedbug Strikes BackEnglish
16·11 months agoIt came from an article about how the nyt building was being fumigated for bedbugs and someone on Twitter replied to it with a joke about how Bret Stephens was being taken care of or something along those lines. He read it and got incredibly upset and tried to ruin this guys life.
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memes@hexbear.net•Oh, say! can you seeeeeee!!!! 🎶English
21·11 months agoMusk vs Elon
Trust no one, not even yourself.
Pastaguini [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Oh, they got literally nothing on this guyEnglish
91·11 months agoI like how they just decided to throw Russia in there despite absolutely no connection
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news@hexbear.net•Bullets used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO had words written on them, law enforcement official saysEnglish
49·11 months agoIts a book reference
These viral marketing campaigns by publishers as going pretty far
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news@hexbear.net•Gaetz withdrew his name from AG. Can you imagine the insane shit that must be in that ethics report?English
21·1 year agoThe ethics report revealed that he wasn’t a big enough pedo for the job. They had to give the role to Jared Fogle.
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news@hexbear.net•CDC confirms Oregon's first human case of bird fluEnglish
66·1 year agoMe scrolling past these posts on hexbear without paying them too much mind is the equivalent of the start of a zombie movie where the TVs/radios in the background are talking about some strange new virus that makes people act weird.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Hillary looks like she's holding back a smileEnglish
34·1 year agoShe’s smiling because the Democratic Party got what it wanted out of this election: more money for Israel and no universal healthcare. She’s smiling because the democrats won.
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emoji@hexbear.net•:kamalost: or :kamala-must-go:English
9·1 year ago“We didn’t do it, Joe”






And support their lives through robust social programs, right?