Probably freakin RUSSIA amirite?
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I like how they just decided to throw Russia in there despite absolutely no connection
Why would Russia want to rid their enemy of parasites? Is China plotting to build mass transit? Are we going to uncover a Cuban plot to fix our democracy?
Is China plotting to build mass transit? Are we going to uncover a Cuban plot to fix our democracy?
I think Russia would harbor this guy. They wouldn’t miss a chance to show American hypocrisy.
I don’t think Russia’s capitalists want anything to do with vigilante social justice. Can’t have the people realizing their own capitalists have names and addresses too.
AI has determined the culprit is a statue of Jesus with abs and 14 fingers riding a school bus made of American flags
AI has also identified a previously unknown accomplice who appears to be a crying baby fused to the front of the school bus.
reports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic
This just in: We have deciphered part of the boarding pass. The shooter’s destination is RASSSSSSL1.A
To the USA’ian who’se about to sue the NYPD for millions for being falsely accused of being a CEO assassin.it’s been 48 hours and not only have they not ID’d the guy, they’ve begun using tools that will actively make the search harder. he’s probably already on a beach in vietnam, he’s safe. fucking incredible
Death to America
He starts vlogging and bragging about doing it from Vietnam.
and also giving tips on how to do the same to other CEOsDeath to America
Liberal modus operandi is literally “When in doubt blame Russia”
They check under the bed for Russia, and when no one is there they insist the dust particles are displaced in such a way that it clearly shows a Russian agent was once there
Gotta slip in some quick russophobia there at the end for good measure lol
Is it really this easy to eliminate these blood sucking monsters?
I both hate and love that liberals don’t think one of the largest countries on earth exists. Maybe he went to Communist Russia. A place that exists and is not made up my mashing together half rembered facts from old TV news.
Props to them for thinking beaing mean to a rich person is a strike against America itself and can only be down by a component government. Then assuming Russia is compotent enough to plan and execute this perfectly.
Lmaooo “Russia did it” I fucken love these people
Are they trying to get people to like Russia? Lmao
Edit: USSR should’ve been sending shooters against shitty bosses or execs
That was a large part of activities of so-called urban guerrillas. Not sure how popular that was.
You clearly haven’t read the theory known as FX’s The Americans
If anything they would make sure this bozo and all the clowns destroying the shithole from inside keep doing what they’re doing.
I know it wouldn’t be smart or anything but i would be so happy to learn that he never even left town and just changed his clothes and went about his day
it’s probably up for debate, but I legit think that is the move. NYC is stupid dense, way too much shit going on day to day. traveling is paper trails unless you’re on a bus, and even then there’s digital trails and timetables etc. it creates a grid with logic to work through for investigators.
instead, I would think disappearing into a CCTV-devoid place with a thousand exits with tons of traffic in and out, changing clothes, dumping equipment, and exiting back into your routine ass life… that seems like an investigative nightmare. dumpsters full of garbage getting hauled away. after that, you’re just some guy with a head shaped like 10 million other guys.
I’ve never committed a crime with nearly this serious a punishment but just acting like you normally do is such a good strategy for not getting caught. Plus changing clothes and hair etc of course
This makes a lot of sense. After watching many (USian, of course) police car chases on TV over the years, including those “wildest police chases” specials (I know, I know), I only once saw someone get away - they pulled up to the entrance of a crowded indoor shopping mall and ran in. I also heard about another similar escape where they pulled into a giant parking structure, probably also crowded. Much better chance of disappearing in a crowd than isolated.
They don’t talk about the ones they lose. The way to run from the cops i have known to work is a) jam into a neighborhood. Park the car kill the lights and hope the cop passes you by and hide till you can sneak away. B) pull a crazy stunt and hop you make it and the cop doesn’t. C) used to be you could run by the airport and that woudl mess up the police chopper flight. And give you time to escape the cars.
Those all mostly rely on luck. Bonus having a super fast motorcycle tends to work but will also likely kill you. I saw one where a guy had a super bright flashlight and blinded the cop. Really unless you are very lucky and fast you aren’t gonna do it. Realistically you only have a few minutes till they get a helicopter on you then you are fucked. If it is in your car you are fucked cause you can’t be faster than a radio and you would basically have to be an outlaw from that point.
Good points. It seems that we need to start cataloguing these, for academic research purposes.
I escaped the cops once after some bullshit vandalism. They were in a car, we saw them coming, we ran down an alley that was not passable by car, we got to the next street over, I flipped my jacket inside out and we split up and walked away. Nobody was caught. A lot lower stakes than this though.
I read earlier he may have taken a bus/train up from ATL but didn’t see that confirmed anywhere.
Whoever came up with the whole “blame literally anyone, but especially the Soviets/Russians” bit needs a prize. Its gotten literally over a century of use. Once you notice it, you see it fuckin’ everywhere. It goes beyond any historical level of “foreigners bad” because it really is just used for literally anything. Advanced xenophobia I guess.
Maybe if libs broke out of it they could actually see results, but nope, RUSSIA, CHINA, CUBA! for any little thing, nope can’t be anything else, can’t be domestic, can’t be our allies, can’t even be random.
Advanced xenophobia
That’s actually a degree at most universities, it’s called “International Studies.”
It goes all the way back to blaming Haiti for slave revolts. Americans are allergic to self-criticism.
Someone’s gonna go down for this and it ain’t gonna be the guy that did it.
Me and my partner were just talking about this
The desire to appease the wealthy will lead to a poor investigation and probably ruin some poor guy’s life
Doesn’t help that every time they show pictures or video, everything looks color corrected to hell and back, nothing looks the same twice
The cyberpunk reality of AI turns out to be leagues more boring than every sci fi author thought
Very clearly an attempt to turn libs against them and what they did. The pigs have nothing and are scared.
Good read. The fact that they bring up AI means they don’t have shit.
AI generated picture of the suspect
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
Ok, they will not catch him and I know none of us are surprised, but is no one going to ask the NYPD why they already have an AI trained in phrenology? Guess at least they’ll have fun looking for a man with the sinister slanted nose bridge of a cowardly Saxon wheelwright or whatever their AI comes up with after training itself by reading every work ever written about studying the bone structure of the human head.
They bought it from some startup called iPhrenology or some shit, backed by venture capitalist crypto Bros
The AI is still a bit buggy so people of Irish and Italian descent might get caught in the
filter.If they could have had a slightly more heroic jawline the police might have let them be. It’s just the cost of feeling safe.
“Moscow”
No creativity, their brains are mush
Fr I would start throwing in other cities just to keep the libs interested. Everyone’s sick of talking about Moscow, Moscow wants this, an insidious Moscow plot that. You gotta give the people a new place to feel clever about skimming on wikipedia, like Prague or Ho Chi Minh City.
”why never Minsk?”deleted by creator
Moscow this, Moscow that, what about Москва?
Mockba, more like mockba deez nutzzzz
I hear the assassin flew to London. US should send nukes.
