I guess you get to keep the banana. Or a lot of lifeguards are planning on a big banana bread bake off?

Here’s a genre of video you might like, there’s no music (you could always add some in another tab) but the sounds of the city and people are so chill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3b2h_2GxA

Service: Publicly advertises discount for pensioners

Me, a pensioner: Can I please get the discount for pensioners

Service: Uhhh… I guess… I can do that for you…

Sounds like a good man to know

I feel like catering cling wrap shits all over the supermarket brands. If you don’t mind buying 600m at a time.

Bickford’s Pink Lemonade is good shit, lemony strawberry refreshment with soda water.

Very strange:

http://www.baywx.com.au/melbtemp2.html

its me, your test cake taste tester

Gotta get me one of those!

You better sit down for this.

There are way more than four states of matter (many exotic but not all).

Even weirder, the distinction between liquid and gas disappears under easily achievable conditions. Rather than being absolutely separate states, they exist on a continuum. We actually exploit this in the process of manufacturing decaffeinated coffee.

I have once again reached my limit observing The Discourse™ and will be focussing exclusively on kittens, puppies and ponies from now on.

Oh hell yeah, thanks so much!

Can you link it??

Interesting to see that X (formerly Twitter) has settled on “Account creation date: If an account was created in 2014 or earlier.” as one of the signals that an account holder is 16 or older.

If you do the maths, anyone that created an X (formerly Twitter) account on their thirteenth birthday in 2014 would be about 24 now. That’s quite a conservative eight years safety margin. Nothing too interesting, just a curiosity.

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Reading that I thought I was going crazy. The steps with pictures don’t mention chocolate, but the recipe card at the bottom does.

I think she’d need to scratch her username into the coaster?

Bill Posters is a great dude. Yet more evidence of his innocence.