Someone at work sprayed lynx on themselves while on the floor. Several of us had to run to the loo to chuck.
Should be an illegal substance, like it should be classed as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.
We’ve just had an all staff memo out about personal hygiene and the impact of body odour on people aeound you and in your care… we’ll see what improvements we get.
If they don’t address it tomorrow, I’m writing to my hsr
🤮 I had a similar encounter on a tram recently where a very sweaty/smelly man had attempted to cover up his smells with far too much Lynx Africa before boarding the very crowded peak tram 🤮🤮🤮 IT DOESNT COVER ANYTHING UP BUDDY. ITS WORSE NOW!
Too right! Lynx makes everything worse!!
Yes.
Pray for those of us in IT
I don’t even want to think about the nasal hellscape that is 💀
Look these guys are mostly good.
That said, there is 1 dude who smells like he hasn’t washed his work polo shirt in a couple of weeks.
And no one here has heard of the deodorant and aftershave combo.
Lynx makes a regular appearance.
i dunno, have you whiffed people on trams and trains
I prefer lynx
I’d rather smell natural b.o than the artificial shit in a can called lynx
Human umami.
So I’m trying to learn to cook better, so by the time I leave the nest, I can actually make some nice meals rather than simply feeding myself in survival mode. It would be nice to be able to cook for people confidently and perhaps host a dinner party. Will be starting very simple with one new recipe a week. First recipe is shakshouka.
The recipe called for tomato paste. My mum is vehemently against tomato paste. My grandma puts it on everything. Debate ensues. I will be following the recipe.
You’re the cook. 👍
Yes chef
Just had my first ever CT scan. The technician was utterly lovely while I had a cry.
It is scary, glad it’s over
Well done on being brave and doing it anyway, even though you cried! Hope you’re ok now and nothing serious shows up on the scan.
Ooh a bit spooky hey. Did they use contrast?
Hope you’re okay 💞
😭❤️❤️❤️
Oh hun, big hugs 🫂
Update:hmm. The 100% lead paint wall may…not be? Tested that and spritzed the pink swab with vinegar as a control test and it cleared.
grr face
Then i dug up a lead fishing weight and jeeebus schneebus, that pink positive swab did not change one iota after i blasted it with vinegar
EDIT: just to be clear, it’s still a full PPE sitch, we’re dealing with concrete and mortar dust. But it’s the difference between washing and contamination disposal afterwards
Did an at home yoga sesh (thanks YouTube) for the first time in far too long. I am humbled but gonna stick with it and look forward to feeling more in tune with my body. It currently feels like I’m operating a mech suit.
I must be getting sick. I had a bowl of beef noodle soup for breakfast and I didn’t finish it 😨
Youse guys might be vaccinated but a rest is still a good idea
Solidarity my G. I’ve been feeling like shit for a while. My glands have puffed up these last few days. All my vaccinations are in order so I guess I’ll ride it out.
Sunset Series starts tonight. Back is spasmodic, neck and shoulder are doing their chronic injury thing… Good times
spoiler

sending internet PT
There was 3 laps. I was under the impression there was 2 laps…
Arrived at co-working this morning with all of the stuff on my desk moved, obviously someone had decided to make it their home. I go to connect my laptop to my monitor and the HDMI cable is gone. Whoever was here decided to take a little gift with them as well. Thankfully the staff here had a spare cable I could use. But still, who is that low to steal a cable that clearly belongs to someone? Like they yanked it out of the monitor, you don’t just walk away with the cable by mistake!
On a lighter note, currently staring at my through one of the office windows is a cat that someone brought to work. I love it, even though it might be stressful for the kitty?
cat in question

The concept of co-working spaces (or any shared spaces) is predicated on people being considerate and understanding they’re not the only ones there.
Some people are just morons (or cunts, depending).
depends. Some cats travel very well indeed, some just hate the whole idea.
Cerys hates travel, hates people, hates new places. Punkin hated travel (unless it was in his chariot), but once he was at the destination, he was chill AF and everyone’s friend.
That cat looks very judgmental. It does not approve of your work.
I’d get no work done. I’d be sucking up to pretty kitty!
The cat looks unamused by the shenanigans happening.
OK, it’s been 3 days. Monday I went to Kmart and bought a mini rice cooker. Rated for 1-2 serves. I do have a large rice cooker, but its fuckin useless for one serve of rice, being mostly useful for stews or stock or large quantities of rice. Like, 3 cups and over.
So far, I’ve been pretty impressed with the mini rice cooker. Does 1 asian serve or 2 anglo serves very very nicely. Have yet to give it a real smacking but so far it’s a winner. The eyewatering mint green enamel is a minus, but if it cooks up good I’ll forgive that aspect. Def worth a place on the countertop when living alone. Yes, I did try cooking poached eggs in it and it did pretty damn good.
TIL one Asian serve = two Anglo serves 😂
the young seagoons buy these, they last 6 months but are very good
I’ve been eying some of their stuff - the soup/toastie maker and also the mini hot plate / dehydrator for crafting endeavours
Their microwave grill plate/sandwich maker is a winner at work.
This is the one i’m thinking of:
https://www.kmart.com.au/product/soup-and-sandwich-maker-blue-43536528/
When I could eat them the jaffle iron was on heavy rotation
Can’t beat that jaffly goodness
How good is it! I bought one after seeing it rated positively by Choice.
I have the same rice cooker - it’s perfect for one or two people. I get two serves out of it, one for immediate eating and another for leftovers. I have, however, not tried to make poached eggs in it and I am intrigued!
Super easy. Half fill with water and activate cook function. When the machine switches to keep warm, add salt/vinegar to the water, then swirl the water and add the eggs. Make toast. By the time that’s done, the eggs are ready and can be removed with a slotted spoon onto the hot toast. Might have to experiment a bit for the perfect timing that you like.
A rather large huntsman has moved into my lounge room. Probably a good thing, I’ve seen a few people complaining about a lot of white tails around at the moment.
I had a bit of a sleep before. Just tired.
I just got home and saw there is a big concrete pump a few houses down that I think is the 3D house printer. I will definitely have to walk down for a sqiz once it’s cool enough this evening.
Can you get a photo for us if it is? Thx.
a printer house eh, what could possibly go wrong
They’re not a bad idea. The concrete is still reinforced (or it should be) and the process is quicker than traditional brick-laying.
Runs out of filament - or if concrete, just fil.
Tv show recommendation: Pantheon. I noticed it’s now on Netflix. Don’t know how to describe it without giving away the plot twists, but it’s an sci-fi animation set in a timeline where computing power has developed enormous capability, and the consequences of that. It’s a very creative exploration of what defines a human and consciousness. What happens with unchecked unethical tech development. It’s a real mind bender, recommend it if you like the kind of shows that make you think. Bit of a slow start but worth it.
Great show.
Appreciate the recommendation!
Your summary makes me think of ‘Scavengers Reign’ for some reason. Highly recommended for the weird animation category.
I’m feeling a bit flat today after night shift. I think I need an emergency pudding. With custard.
Do it.
Pudding is in the oven now.
Pudding is now out of oven and in stomach. 10/10 would eat again.
expedition was a success
I got two art technique books and some cool vintage vinyls
I snatched this one up straight away , what a find 👍🎺 I absolutely love it. Man with the Golden Arm played by Shorty Rogers 🙂🙂🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnyAT8JbyYM&list=PLAyQdUYk7ropFGDyVJv5LAH-Ukh1hzOP-
















