Did you not get the memo? Also, Miami will be renamed to St. Leningrad soon.
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chairman@feddit.nlto News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk takes to X to beg retired air traffic controllers to return to work: ‘There is a shortage’78·3 months agoThis is so easy to fix. Just ask the remaining ATCs to put in 30 more hours per week. If there is a safety law which needs to be amended to make this happen, just amend it. Remove all the rules and safeguards. We should do it like the Tesla factories.
Look. More air accidents will happen. People should be ready to sacrifice themselves. It’s that easy.
So easy to fix.
PS: /s for some of you who may need it…
Huge. Oh… Did u guys see the capybara?
chairman@feddit.nlto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?1·1 year agoDante’s Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody
chairman@feddit.nlto News@lemmy.world•Rudy Giuliani struggles to find an accountant: ‘nobody seems interested’15·1 year agoHahaha… So sad…
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chairman@feddit.nlto Android@lemdro.id•Motorola releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED displayEnglish211·1 year agoYou mean “Lenovo releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display under the Motorola brand”?
You should sexually harrass your colleagues, mate. Not cool.
Good landing.
Colleagues is Malaysian, she said this is bullshit. Haha.
chairman@feddit.nlto Damn, that's interesting!@lemmy.ml•Predictions on the state of work in the year 20005·1 year agoNot incorrect, Jeff Bezos is working fewer than 4 days a week and fewer than 8 hours on a workday.
chairman@feddit.nlto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•When you're criminally accused, how do you pay your mortgage?1325·1 year agoWell, this is not a US problem or a prison problem. It’s fundamentally a problem where you don’t pay your mortgage. If you decide to go to the international space station for 2 years and not pay your mortgage during that time, you will get your house foreclosed.
Pay your mortgage and if you are not able to do it yourself, get someone to do it for you.
chairman@feddit.nlto News@lemmy.world•Jury convicts first rioter to enter Capitol building during Jan. 6 attack26·1 year ago“His belief was wrong, but it was sincere,”
Haha. I love his attorney. I will use the same excuse when I stab my neighbor in the eye.
chairman@feddit.nlto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the longest line you've ever waited in?141·1 year agoRetirement. Queued up for 32 years and still unable to get to it.
chairman@feddit.nlto Technology@lemmy.world•BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPMEnglish10·1 year agoWhat about the salmon and the halibut? :-D
chairman@feddit.nlto Technology@lemmy.world•BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPMEnglish30·1 year agoQuestion: if I have an bitlocker encrypted SSD in a modern computer with embedded TPM, can I move this SSD to an old computer with external TPM to sniff the cod this way? Be gentle. I am dumb. Thanks.
chairman@feddit.nlto Technology@lemmy.ml•Cringe: Five Unexpected Uses for Old Computer Cases16·1 year agoPortable BBQ. Burn your damn charcoal in your PC and smell the paint fume. Sounds like BBQ before ER.
It’s sad that EVERY LIBRARIAN in the world is cunty, huh??
Everyone…
chairman@feddit.nlto politics @lemmy.world•Legal experts: Trump lawyer’s “embarrassing” performance “making the jury dislike her intensely”1·1 year agoTotally imagine this happening in the courtroom. https://youtu.be/gYzfTHO9tkY?si=4ePcDXWSah5mH-6D
chairman@feddit.nlto Android@lemmy.world•Big Galaxy S24 leak reveals Samsung's strategy against Google's Pixel phoneEnglish5·1 year agoYou spelt TV wrong.
15 pct is what I do now on average. No tip for takeout.