This is just so fucking nice to see.

I felt like a little kid in high school there, and the users were the kind important-acting assholes who took out their insecurities on those with less than 500 points. As StackOverflow dies, it is I who shall rest in peace.

far left leaning

Same. So Jesus fucking Christ by the way.

That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

Then come to America, friend!

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

Hung like a horse

Morridor is the funniest name I’ve ever heard of for the Wasatch front (shot in the dark)

American Democratic Ethos

Not sure which slaveholders or Manifest Destiny folks you’re putting on a pedestal, but even if—big if—America’s dead once had admirable and pro-humanity values, today’s terrified, uneducated, unhappy, unkind, impoverished shithole does not.

Being an awful person appears to reflect perfectly these last generations of the American Empire.

shift right

Me commenting insteada sleeping when I have to get up in 5 hours right?

Why are you talking to me like that. This is my smile.

What’s shift left

Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?

PNG PNG files are harder to read when served as WebP.

cd ~/znuts

people voted for this

Fewer than 1 in 4 American adults voted for this

Yes, that is exactly the kind of person we must force parenthood onto! Thank you for trying to make society better. God bless.

You answered my wildly rambling question—thank you!

Does

alternate nostril breathing

mean holding lefty closed with your finger for a few minutes then righty, or does it mean back and forth… surely you can’t do this without manual intervention, right?