• jmcs
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    The storm trooper misses, hits a structural column, ceiling collapses, red shirt dies.

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      21 days ago

      Excellent solution. I’ll just add that it’s also possible that the StormTrooper’s shot will have no effect whatsoever, while the Red Shirt dies in an unrelated event.

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        21 days ago

        ok Mr smartypants. that theory may sound good but then why is everyone thinking he drowned by tribbles?

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      Yes, it’s more of a Final Destination thing. No matter what, the Storm Trooper always misses and the Red Shirt always dies.

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      21 days ago

      *they both die in the collapse … along with three other red shirts and 24 storm troopers

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        I haven’t had breakfast yet!

        But yeah I’ll take a chicken salad and a gallon of unsweetened iced tea.