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minus-squaremeyotch@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·vor 8 MonatenYeah, I was just going to say that the definition of a warlock is just a wizard who manages to get laid.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·vor 8 MonatenSome of us manage to get laid without selling ourselves to an eldritch horror.
minus-squaremeyotch@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·vor 8 MonatenIt’s more of a rental type situation.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·vor 8 MonatenI’m not getting roped into another time-share scheme, thanks.
minus-squarejjjalljs@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·vor 8 MonatenI don’t think you can use Eldritch blast for sex stuff, not even with the push/pull effects, because the damage would kill people too easily
what about warlocks and eldrich blast?
Yeah, I was just going to say that the definition of a warlock is just a wizard who manages to get laid.
Some of us manage to get laid without selling ourselves to an eldritch horror.
It’s more of a rental type situation.
I’m not getting roped into another time-share scheme, thanks.
I don’t think you can use Eldritch blast for sex stuff, not even with the push/pull effects, because the damage would kill people too easily