the king firefuckworks (one year they set off the finale first, then instead of “oh fuck let’s just set everything off right now” they decided to let off everything else slowly and safely the cowards. one by one. it whimpered out. so they get the worst name i can devise in our town. so far that’s the worst) don’t start til like 945PM on the 4th of july
Hot take:
If DST still makes the evening on Halloween too bright, you actually don’t need DST.
the king firefuckworks (one year they set off the finale first, then instead of “oh fuck let’s just set everything off right now” they decided to let off everything else slowly and safely the cowards. one by one. it whimpered out. so they get the worst name i can devise in our town. so far that’s the worst) don’t start til like 945PM on the 4th of july