hand blower manufacturers using arcane magic to create the weakest airflow known to mankind

seriously i don’t get it, who in their right mind would think that having what i can only assume is a tiny gnome sit inside the machine furiously blowing at your hands with its tiny lungs would dry them?

Meanwhile i think it’s the dyson ones, are actually good! Two jets of air on either side of your hands with such force that it feels like it’s going to cut them off, dry within fucking SECONDS