I’ve quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can’t believe I haven’t earlier. It’s quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don’t think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it’s gay or something?
Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.
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peeing sitting down
shitting standing upThis but semi-ironically. Squatting is the natural and therefore easiest position to shit. We make it harder for ourselves and cause more rectal issues by sitting.
Same for pissing too
Ehh, not so much for guys.
The other way around actually, it’s not the case for people with a vagina squatting because their urethra is so short.
If you have a penis, then you have a much longer urethra that goes down from the bladder, curves up and then curves down again. Squatting is helpful to completely void the bladder, particularly if you have an enlarged prostate, kidney stone, inflammation etc
Folls can try this next time they’re peeing outside and have a long stay. Try squatting and standing mid piss. You can feel the flow loosen up
Or you could just lean forward while sitting, it does the same thing.
Not really. It helps a bit but it’s still worse than squatting.
You are correct, and it is good to see the pisscourse continue to be elevated.
It’s important to have a materialist approach to the pisscourse
Dangers of sitting:
- If it’s cold, it can be a shock to the rear
- Peepee can touch porcelain bowl, cold/moist/gross
- Peeing between seat and bowl can happen accidentally and insidiously. Soaked pants/socks + pain to clean up.
- If not in your own house / have awful housemates, touching gross things like toilet seats
I say this as a dedicated sit-downer wherever possible. I find it preferable, but when you’re groggily wiping a pool of pee off the floor at 1am, you realise it’s not a promised pee land.
Peeing between seat and bowl can happen accidentally and insidiously. Soaked pants/socks + pain to clean up.
This one is a big bummer when it happens, but as you say it’s still worth defaulting to sitting.
- Your skirt can dip into the water behind you without you noticing
Oh gosh, I’ve never had that, but I will quickly be paranoid now.
I used to do professional cleaning, piss gets everywhere, it’s goddamn disgusting. Take a damp paper towel and give a single wipe on a wall right next to a toilet, you’ll never want to stand to pee again.
That said, sitting to pee is gay, and it’s what turned me trans. You’ve been warned.
You’re right, ever since I made the switch I have an urge to take estrogen and wear thigh high socks
The moment you started having Socialist thoughts, you were doomed to go down that pipeline anyway. Very few people new to the left survive with their original pronouns intact.
I’m so sorry comrade. 😔 I do what I can to warn others, but alas, we’ve lost another cis to the gay toilet agenda.
Pissing while sitting down is dangerous for me because my dick doesnt naturally point down into the toilet bowl, instead pointing forward and posing a serious splash hazard to my pants. This can be remedied by leaning forward a bit instead of leaning back, but Ive been burned one too many times and just pee standing up. Besides peeing while standing up just feels better, more liberating.
because my dick doesnt naturally point down into the toilet bowl, instead pointing forward and posing a serious splash hazard to my pants
Are you peeing with a boner?
Also I don’t see how it would splash onto your pants even if that were true
It can happen especially if you are a “grower” rather than a “shower” . The unerect peen can be so small as to resemble a micro-penis and just kind of point forward between the seat and the bowl. This can be made much worse by cold weather or certain medication such as stimulants.
The size difference in some growers is quite remarkable.
interesting
where do we list our dick sizes
back in my day we told everyone to post hog, but wokeness has killed our culture
The issue is this website has too many trans girls. If a girl had a bigger hog than me I would be distraught
Too many? You mean not enough.
No it’s okay, you’re all good. I was talking about the well-endowed ones
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If you click the hamburger, then profile, there’s a dick size field. It used to be mandatory, strange you didn’t have to fill it in when you made your profile.
Yeah I had to send pics to the mods for verification, is this not required anymore?
Comm request hexbear big dick problems pls
Splashes out between the bowl and lid.
pee splashes around more than most people realize when people pee standing, little droplets go a surprising distance and are definitely getting on the front of your pants
Yeah there’s usually a fine mist that gets sprayed around the edge of the bowl too
And then it can aerosolize and linger in the air. For those of you who dont mask, you breathe in strangers piss and shit every time you go to the bathroom
Yeah I used to do this sometimes
Now I just pee in a soup container and dilute it to fertilize the lawn
It’s got what plant’s crave, yim yum
Hello Kitty piss jars.Better than some of the hello kitty jars on the internet…
An ex of mine peed in the sink then washed his dick and the sink it every time. He said his grandmother taught him to do it. He was raised in a very different context. Most saliently where bidets were commonplace. But I doubt this was normal.
He was 100% clean at all times, that was nice.
I get knocked down, I get knocked down again,
You’re never gonna knock me down!
I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink!
I sing the song that reminds me I’m a urinating guy!
I mean if there’s no toilet available and you HAVE to go then it makes sense that like while it might seem gross it’s okay to pee in a sink as long as you 1000% clean it after, but why is this person’s grandmother teaching them what is basically a Goblin Mode Lifehack
Piss how you wanna piss.
If I try that outside of peak summer, the ambient temperature has my penis pointing between the toilet seat and bowl and creates a huge mess unless I dedicate a hand to pointing it down
I suppose you would have to dedicate a hand while standing as well no?
honkai is a two handed endeavouryou can kinda lean against the wall behind the toilet and not have to hold it, i guess depending on your dangle
Some situations do warrant standing up. Examples: Ronald Reagan, Henry Pissinger, Margaret Thatcher, John Voerster, Winston Churchhill, Stepan Bandera, Eli David Kay, Queen Elizabeth II, the Vietnam War Memorial, etc.
If i sits i shits
Although I’m enjoying the sarcastic comments, I do actually do this at night when I can’t see anything. It’s just way safer than maybe hitting the bowl.
A light would negate the problem with not seeing at night.
Maybe he needs glasses
Close one eye to keep your night vision and turn on the light.
Some of ya’ll aren’t lost in the woods and it shows
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