It was tweeted by a dipshit DC reporter.
YOU’RE BREAKING THE FLAG RULES I scream as fascists beat me to death with american flag themed batons
I’m stealing that.
I tried and tried to think up a funny title but nothing came to me. You hit the nail on the head.
“You have no idea how bad you look right now” says the liberal as they’re lined up at the edge of a mass grave
fascist: i wrap myself in this flag. my blood flows through it. i will end lives for it. i will end my own life for it. my very identity is inextricable from it. i will become the soil. the reckoning has only just begun
liberal: em sir, this is a violation of flag code
See this is really funny because “bow tie on a man’s bare neck” says “male stripper” to me.
T shirt and bow tie is such a wild choice it’s almost like he’s trying to make some statement.
Then you realize these dipshits are too stupid to deliver a message without subtext let alone with it.
This is what it looks like when your build needs very specific gear bonuses
It’s not my fault this is the only piece with guard-up and artillery!
Speedrunning Oblivion and getting the most fucked up Hero of Kvatch statue as a result.
theres a statue that changes based on gear? sounds neat
Yeah, once you close that oblivion gate and finish the quest, a statue pops up in Bruma with whatever model your character was when you did it.
oh i even played past that point guess im just not observant lmao
It’s in a weird spot, pretty easy to miss. I never noticed it until I saw the absurd gear i used for my speed builds on it.
It’s only slightly less pedantic of me, but I’m amused that the bowtie is on backwards.
Haha. I didn’t even notice. How unpatriotic of me!
Nah it’s like the way flags are backwards on military uniforms.
Crab wallking to the left
Derek zoolander school for patriots and other people who want to respect the flag good and do other stuff.
this has got to be some kind of fetish content
“Mr. Bowtie, sir - your clothing violates the US Flag Code.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yes. It is violation.”
“If I take off my bowtie - what will you take off?”
Chippendale’s dancers have really changed over the years, huh
-∞ drip
This is exactly how infantryman dress when their squad leaders don’t leave their clothing laid out for them.
Never Surrender the t-shirt says as it pictures a man who was literally having his mugshot taken as he surrendered.
Someone do the libertarian copy pasta but with the flag code
This isn’t just dumb, it’s not even true. The US Flag Code says you can’t wear an actual, literal flag. Not a pattern with the US flag on it.
Literally nobody has ever given a shit about the flag code except for when they think they can try to use it as a gotcha against political opponents.
Trump molested a flag then turned to the crowd and said “you dummies love this shit huh?” Thats pretty much the low bar for “disrespecting” a piece of cloth.
