Listen Jack, thanks to the American Rescue Plan, 2 of the 55 collapsing bridges in your state will be repaired by 2039, and a new solar panel farm that covers 1.15% of Stateslahoma energy consumption will be online by 2035
“Groceries are squeezing my wallet and I don’t think my kids will be able to buy a home. What’s your plan for…” Listen you stupid low information bastard. I just told you all of the Biden-Harris administrations greatest achievements. Why aren’t you paying attention? Israel is getting another $15 billion by the way. Thanks for your voteDoes this genocidal asshole really not want to fuck off into the sunset? He wants to be the proverbial cowboy clutching the reigns of an exhausted horse for 4 more years?
Really???
He’s seriously not trying his absolute best not to throw this election to his bottom of the barrel competition?
10% of me believes he would be so pissed if he won reelection and have to do another tiktok video about the Superbowl
Seriously, if he stopped aid to Isreal right now he’d win the election by 10 points.
He’s not frustrated about reelection he’s frustrated the strategy of “go fuck yourself also you have to vote for me, I will continue to do the opposite of what you want” isnt working as well as it dis the last 5 times they tried it.
nah a lot of horrible ziolibs would not vote or vote for Trump if he actually did the right thing and stopped arming the Nazi-Zionists. you’re underestimating the mass of genuinely evil, genocidal sick bastards in the US.
There are WAY fewer ziolibs than there are anti-zionists at this point. 80% of the Democratic Party wants a ceasefire, over 60% of them believe Israel is committing a genocide.
Honestly a bit surprising that the incompetence, maliciousness, and general apathy we’re seeing out of him is NOT him actively trying to lose but is, in fact, him trying
lol
lmao even
I think he’s a vain and petty man who is clinging on to the goal he dreamed of for nearly half a century. He doesn’t care how many people he harms to keep a hold on the wish that the monkey’s paw gave him.
Jen O’Malley Dillon, the campaign chairwoman, said Trump appears to have little interest in attracting voters beyond his most faithful base.
“We know that he lost in 2020,” she said. “In order to win, he’s got to expand his base of voters to find new people to be with him. And that is not something he’s shown that he’s really focused on.”
Sure, that’s the only way Trump can win…it’s certainly not like there was just a mass grassroots movement where 100,000s of people, who previously voted for Biden, took the time to vote for ‘anyone but Biden’Trumps strategy is to keep his base locked down while Biden actively pisses off his base every single day ensuring more and more of them don’t vote at all.
No, you don’t understand, Trump is going to lose because he’s not expanding his base. That’s also why Biden is going to win, you see - because Biden’s done a 180 on many of his campaign planks from last time and he’s not expanding his base.
joe you gangrenous spawn of beelzebub where’s my fucking stimulus check
HE STILL OWES ME TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
HE SHOULD JUAT GIVE ME TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS. IT WOULD HELP ME OUT AND HE CAN AFFORD IT
joe biden retire bitch
They’ll just replace him with a prettier face and keep doing the same shit. I say he should stay the course and take the entire Democratic Party down with him. Biden is doing more to drive people to the left because they’re rightly disgusted with him and the Dems. He can’t retire until he’s handed himself over to the ICJ to stand trial anyway. That’s part of his job as genocidal leader.
Replace him with who?
Dems have been so singularly focused on keeping any body left of Clinton away from power their alternatives are “Joe bidens policies but more hypocritical and from a black women”, “Joe bidens policies but more hypocritical and from a gay guy”, or “Joe bidens policies but from an insufferable nerd”
Idk they always find some ghoul. Hilldawg would be the funniest, but AOC has tacked rightward enough while maintaining “progressive” cover that they could maybe use her effectively.
AOC is just a young Pelosi at this point. Assuming the USA itself limps along as it is for another 40-50 years and doesn’t outright collapse, she’ll be around enforcing the status quo.
Replace him with who?
That would be Joe bidens policies but more hypocritical and from a gay guy
he’ll nibble the competition
gavin newsom is their only other plausibly-nationally-viable candidate at this point
Gavin newscum? I don’t even know how he looks and I’m already falling asleep.
They’ll probably try AOC or anyone else from “the squad”
Picture a Mitt Romney clone that they didn’t leave in the vat long enough.
lmao there’s no way
They have no one else. Literally they need the youth vote.
they would choose losing 100/100 times before nominating someone to left of nixon
Who’s the nerd?
Beto although his platform of explicitly telling Texans that yes, he is coming for their guns, seems to have been a lack of political sense too great for even the DNC.
Maybe his political instincts were better in his youth, when he was a member of the hacking group Cult of the Dead Cow under the handle “Psychedelic Warlord”.
The same shit
Generally yeah, but Joe Biden is the high watermark for Democratic support of the Israeli regime. Even his own fucking VP is leaking basically “oh oh I never wanted this, this is Biden’s war” because she desperately wants to be the president and knows the way the winds have already turned. There is no chance for a pro-genocide 2028 candidate.
We can pull him left!
I can push you left!
Literally the only positive thing in the world is that Biden is actively suffering. Doesn’t compensate for the rest. But at least it’s something.
Not suffering enough, that’s for sure. Should be in excruciating pain 24/7
He should feel the pain of the Bene Gesserit testing his humanity all day every day
was the sun going down when he was getting angry and anxious by any chance?
POV: daylight savings time just started and you have to tell the president to go to bed an hour early
this gotta be the only place on the internet I can make a sundowning reference and have more than 5 people understand it
Lmao
If you hate this so much, just quit and enjoy retirement. Nobody’s forcing you to run for President.
Unfortunately, the only people who are capable of putting up with the crap it takes to become president are those who want the job to such a violently irrational degree that they will hold onto it regardless of the toll it takes. We need a farm upstate that we can convert to a fake DC and put these dinosaurs out to pasture so they can keep scheming and pretending to pass legislation till their bones fall out and then we need to implement a saner system for selecting leadership
those who want the job to such a violently irrational degree
i like how i can go on reddit and read the “secret Trump tape reveals Trump is STUPID” and “leaked doctor’s note reveals Trump is FAT” headlines, and then i come here for the opposite
first two whole pages are trump bad articles on /r/politics
One article critical of Biden appears
“where are all the articles that say trump is a big meanie head?”
Huh, so is he gonna stop funding genocide? Is he gonna end student loans? Let women get abortion healthcare at military bases? Stack the court? Stop giving military equipment to police? Give me $1200? Federally legalize pot and pardon all cannabis possession/distribution charges?
He barely scraped by in 2020, and that was with people expecting steps towards free college, defunding the police, freeing the migrant concentration camps, and free healthcare. Since then he has only demotivated the base.
Huh, so is he gonna stop funding genocide? Is he gonna end student loans? Let women get abortion healthcare at military bases? Stack the court? Stop giving military equipment to police? Give me $1200? Federally legalize pot and pardon all cannabis possession/distribution charges?
it will be interminably funny to me that the democrats could literally have spent the entire last 4 years just pushing any single one of these issues through the House/Senate and gotten it passed & they would’ve swept 2024 without even having to worry about Trump. Like they could’ve just made Student Loan forgiveness threshold a lot lower (i.e. bring it down from 10 years of on-time payments or whatever it is currently at, to something more reasonable like 4 years or just…forgive all federal student loans for everyone who made less than $150k last tax year) and won by a landslide. They could’ve just done a little bit more than pardoning marijuana convictions - like if they’d spent the entire last year demanding the DEA reschedule it anytime someone from his cabinet was in front of a microphone, surely the DEA would’ve.
But nah, too much effort and we HAVE to remember that the Democrats don’t control both chambers!!!
President Joe Biden was seething.
New tag line?
Also what does that look like, him picking the receiver on the phone up like he’s about to slam it then you hear “JOE… JOE!..” from stage left before he dejectedly sets it back down gently.
Hey congrats that’s how we’ve felt as you enthusiastically jump on rakes in what appears to be an attempt to lose the easiest election since 2016.
fuck off Genocide Joe
Old man screams at cloud because of his polling numbers.
History suggests it will be tough for him to recover. Biden’s 38% approval rating at this stage in the calendar is lower than that of the last three presidents who went on to lose re-election: Trump (48%), George H.W. Bush (39%) and Jimmy Carter (43%), according to Gallup survey data.
“Less popular than George HW Bush in 1992” is a heck of an accomplishment.
Reality interfered with my HW joke. I always thought that he said “I’m a driver, I’m a winner, Things are gonna change soon, I can feel it,” in Loser.
The sample of “I’m a driver, I’m a winner, Things are gonna change soon, I can feel it,” comes from an independent film called Kill the Moonlight, directed by Beck’s friend, Steve Hanft. Beck did some songs for the film, which wasn’t released until 1994, a year after song was issued with the sample. Hanft directed the video for “Loser.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I hope every second of his life is miserable.
