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testeronious@lemmy.world to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Extra creamy

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Extra creamy

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testeronious@lemmy.world to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    The main ingredient is coconut cream, what’s so confusing about the request?

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      When you’re an edgy teen, everything confuses you.

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        Uuuugh, moooooom.

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          I knooow mom!

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      A customer paying me money has a single line special request I don’t know how to handle it

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      In the food service industry you really don’t get paid enough to solve puzzles on the job.

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        Ummm… One of the “puzzles” is knowing what ingredients are in things, in case someone has an allergy…

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          Too much effort. Better to just shrug and wing it.

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    1 Pina Colada “And gettin’ caught in the rain, if you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape”

    IDFK. That’s just what he said he wanted. Write to him and escape, I guess.

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      this is so wholesome

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        The song is about two people trying to cheat on each other! Then, at the end, when they meet up and see it’s each other everything is suddenly fixed. It’s lunacy.

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          nice

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Maybe they were trying their hand at roleplay to spice things up.

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    deleted by creator

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    I have a feeling that would be less ice. Usually what I think of when I think of creamy.

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      One of the ingredients in a piña colada is coconut cream, so I’d assume they want more of that

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      I’d think it also means they don’t want to taste the rum, so use a silver rum?

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