For thursday’s sentencing the us government indicated they would be happy with a 40-50 prison sentence, and in the list of reasons they cite there’s this gem:

  1. Bankman-Fried’s effective altruism and own statements about risk suggest he would be likely to commit another fraud if he determined it had high enough “expected value”. They point to Caroline Ellison’s testimony in which she said that Bankman-Fried had expressed to her that he would “be happy to flip a coin, if it came up tails and the world was destroyed, as long as if it came up heads the world would be like more than twice as good”. They also point to Bankman-Fried’s “own ‘calculations’” described in his sentencing memo, in which he says his life now has negative expected value. “Such a calculus will inevitably lead him to trying again,” they write.

Turns out making it a point of pride that you have the morality of an anime villain does not endear you to prosecutors, who knew.

Bonus: SBF’s lawyers’ list of assertions for asking for a shorter sentence includes this hilarious bit reasoning:

They argue that Bankman-Fried would not reoffend, for reasons including that “he would sooner suffer than bring disrepute to any philanthropic movement.”

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    9 months ago

    Here’s my cocktail suggestion:

    50 Shades (Sam Bankman) Fried:

    Ingredients:

    • 50 different liquors/liqueurs, as many different densities and colours as possible

    Equipment:

    • Transparent cylindrical urn with spigot

    Steps:

    1. Sort the ingredients in decreasing order or liquid density.
    2. Pour 1/50th of the container capacity of each liquid in order into container, slowly and carefully to retain layers.

    (Do not actually make this)

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      9 months ago

      ah yes the diabetes potion (bulk of density difference in drinkable things is due to differing sugar content)