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minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·3 months agoIf I get to have a jetpack, I’m converting to Christianity.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoDoes it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 months agoMe too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns. If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring. Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoShit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.
If I get to have a jetpack, I’m converting to Christianity.
Does it have to be useful and functional? I am sure we can get you a cardboard box with the words jetpack written on it that we can strap to your back.
The picture obviously shows it being awesome.
Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.
If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.
Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
Shit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.