combining the longest lever arm on your body with the most fragile snack you can carry

I thought this was the onion until I clicked the link

Capitalist innovation

Should come with a spoon so you can scoop up your pulverised Pringle dust

Another reason why all the ankle biter dogs to go apeshit on my legs

Why it matters:

It lets you know who needs to be shoved into a locker.

come on, this is a bit. right?

The guy who imagined the Hulk Hogan meat shoes was an oracle.

Reading the article was a mistake. I actually felt my brain cells dying.