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minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 months agoMy magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoBut I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
minus-squarenothackinglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 months agoNa, those are fake, made from putting this toxic synthetic “plutonium” stuff in this big machine called a reactor.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoCl ever wording there, but somehow I’m salty about it.
My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
Na, those are fake, made from putting this toxic synthetic “plutonium” stuff in this big machine called a reactor.
Cl ever wording there, but somehow I’m salty about it.