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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    Where to people shake hands with the left hand?

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      deleted by creator

      • jettrscga@lemmy.world
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        Both people would have to be aware of their left-handedness. But if they have that knowledge, they’re probably past a handshake greeting.

        • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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          What if it’s a job interview to work at the Leftorium

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        I got a hunch that there’s a secret lefties organisation and that the members are somehow able to tell whether you’re one of them or not. Through a certain stare (?) and a handshake they know for sure…

        The bear is one of them.

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          deleted by creator

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            It’s not that sinister. Sure, the left handedness requirement feels a little arbitrary, but it’s worth it to be part of Debian clu- shit. I almost broke the first rule of Debian club.

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      If you have to ask, you’re never going to get hired by a bear.

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
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      The Devil’s handshake

  • workerONE@lemmy.world
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    If it’s brown flush it down

    • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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      If it’s white what are you doing in the north pole

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    The one trick job recruiters fall for every time!
    Panel 6 will shock you!

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      🤮

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    Dude got hired to become food.

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      Nah he hired him to become a bear. All bears are just people in fur suits

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      A promising career in “Alimentary Resources” 🤣 👍

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    While I’m here, can you explain to me what job I now have?

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      “When i need food, i call you”

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        Fish on command, got it

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    The Void looks like it’s the one from People Playground

    Woops…wrong comic.

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    “We at Wojtek Salmon Catching firmly believe in equal opportunity employment.”

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