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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon turns on the charm

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Anon turns on the charm

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I’d love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.

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      Plus, it’s fun to say.

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah but how big are it’s ankyls?

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        Size isn’t everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.

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    Bruh, Stegosaurus is cool! They have Thagomizers!

  • humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least she named a dinosaur

  • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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    maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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      then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

      Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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        How many times do we got to remind you the people on the big screen aren’t really there

        They can’t hear you

        • SkaveRat
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          They are real for me

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    If you can pick a favorite dinosaur you don’t know enough dinosaurs. They’re all cool.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    Hello, triceratops? Jeez.

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      Triceratops haters often like to point out that their horns broke relatively easily, while chads note that means the triceratops looks even cooler.

  • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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    Call me basic, but of all the dinosaurs I’ve tasted chicken’s probably my favourite. 🤷‍♂️

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Emu and ostrich are fantastic. Peacock isn’t nearly as good as chicken.

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        Yup ostrich is great

  • witty_username@feddit.nl
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    Parasaurolophus is the choice dino

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      It’s the only one that we have an idea of what they sounded like

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        Don’t we have some idea about T-Rex?

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    Ankylosaurus is the correct answer.

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    deleted by creator

    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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      This is weird because I did the exact same stegosaurus 180 as a kid as well due to them being dumb. Then i decided brachiosaurus was the shit for being big and chill.

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    Steganosaurus isnt quite as mundane

  • TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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    Least autistic 4chan post

  • rooroo@feddit.org
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    I mean it’d work on me. But I’m a straight dude and my answer is Triceratops, so not wrong at all.

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