~Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this.~

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    All the other cyber trucks didn’t come back because they’re too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I’d drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic’s final resting place!

      Just be aware it’s not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it’s full potential.

        • nilclass
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          6 months ago

          That’s a common misconception. The cybertruck’s sails are designed to be pushed by a high-power stream of gasoline, not wind