I want to hurt whoever picked that typeface

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      thanks for the link. I almost cried with laughter trying to picture it.

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        I really hope the order of events is the actual order they happened in because the escalation is perfect

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    When I was a kid I ordered a escort to our house for my stepfather.

    My mom got home about ten minutes before she showed up and the fireworks started!

    The next guy was a bit nicer.

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        I mean, is this story set in the 90s? Where can you order pizza from today that:

        1. doesn’t have caller ID (oh hey, the same number is calling again for the 12th time tonight)

        2. doesn’t require payment up front

        3. Wouldn’t notice that every sequential house on the same street had ordered

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          It was specified that there were multiple pizza delivery services. Even so 1. requires the phone operator to notice, 2. was perfectly normal a few years ago and I know some places where it’s still possible.