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It’s actually the only candle that smells you
burned toast
you know how nursing homes smell? exactly like that.
Mothballs
Mothballs, old balls, and old mothballs.
It’s actually just an empty tin.
But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it
Hair
Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.
Corn pops
Bengay
Ashes
Rotting brains
Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.
Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason
nothing, since we’re in the middle of a covid wave
This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.
