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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 months ago

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    9 months ago

    Sorry for the late response.

    • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Sorry for the late response.

      • Hudomi@lemmy.world
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        Sorry for the late response.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          Soy for the latter resource.

          • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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            Soy for the latte.

            • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Blood for the Blood God

              • Owl@mander.xyz
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                Do you hold a stronghold filled with short people ?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            I got tenure, fuckers!

            • kureta@lemmy.ml
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              Congratulations Professor Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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          I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!

  • skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works
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    I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.

    Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault… Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      It’s not the email, just the constant existential crisis.

      • SkaveRat
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        And ADHD

        • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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          Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.

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          And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder

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    Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.

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      … you get tenure?

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        No you exchange those emails until you get medicated.

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    I teach at college and work in research at university, that’s how I spot witch students will end up working with us.

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      “Sorry, we can’t offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly”

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        “Sorry, for the late response. Unfortunately, we can’t offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly”

        FTFY

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      How do you spot the wizard students?

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    Fun fact: this is also industry

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      Except that in industry no one gets tenure.

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    Thanks for your patience while I researched the details.

    Yes, I’m free for a lunch meeting last Friday. See you then.

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    Sorry for the late response.

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