We’d be talking about cheese wheels instead of yards of linen
How long is a piece of spaghetti?
Ey, tony, i been lookin at dese uh, contradictions here. Seems they’s heightenin’ to a point that’s unsustainable.
Also gettin’ word from da east side they sez da rate of profit here, sez it’s got the tendency to fall, boss.
Idk I’ve only met one Italian IRL
Americans would romanticize making wine and eating cheese with the commune
Marxio
Lenuigi
Staluigi
Maorio (this one is Wario)
American “Italians” would be a lot less tedious
eeyyyyy, I’m expropriatin’ heah!!
Workers 🤌of 🤌the 🤌world 🤌unite!
ayy im workin ova heaaaa
they were but the woke anti-italian deep state doesn’t want you to know that
The USSR but its italy and a few other mediterranean countries
Carlo Martini, Voldo Linguini, Giuseppe Stalini, and Mario Zedong.
Stalin would have beat Mussolini to death with a shoe.
Gramsci?
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Well then there’d be even more Italics in Manifesto and Kapital
They were all Italian idc
Instead of chanting “Dooby dooby dooby,” Frank Sinatra would close “Strangers in the Night” by asking “What is to be done?”