schnurrito to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前xkcd #2986: Every Scientific Fieldxkcd.comexternal-linkmessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1305arrow-down1external-linkxkcd #2986: Every Scientific Fieldxkcd.comschnurrito to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square28linkfedilinkfile-text
Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps. https://explainxkcd.com/2986
minus-squareShelena@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·2 年前My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 年前You grow the Hadrons for the collider?
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前They hose down the court after the collisions.
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前No, that’s ridiculous! They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.
minus-squareH4mi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 年前I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.
minus-squarespaceguy5234@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 年前At least you have job security!
minus-squareTriflingToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging
My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.
You grow the Hadrons for the collider?
They hose down the court after the collisions.
No, that’s ridiculous!
They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.
I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?
Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.
At least you have job security!
It is very secure
ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging