• Demdaru@lemmy.worldEnglish
      11·
      40 minutes ago

      Liar and thief, so fits. But dude stole enough (and then, prolly, earned second that through legitimate means) that he’s currently hella better choice than either of scums above.

  • verity_kindle@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    6·
    11 hours ago

    Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

    • skillissuerMEnglish
      5·
      8 hours ago

      he’s in hoodie because he visited the flooded region today. as of surname, it might be related to germanic root tysk- like how you have “tyskland” in danish meaning “germany” (he’s kashubian, and that region had strong german and scandi influences). donald tusk is the face of boring moderates™ that were main opponents of previous batshit insane conservative government, and that particular rumor mill has a significant conservative slant

  • Rentlar@lemmy.caEnglish
    61·
    17 hours ago

    Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?

    • AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io
      43·
      15 hours ago

      Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

  • IkarusHagen2@feddit.orgEnglish
    362·
    17 hours ago

    We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      15·
      14 hours ago

      We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.

    • Wrufieotnak@feddit.orgEnglish
      121·
      14 hours ago

      I mean, I didn’t like Merkel either, but she wasn’t that bad to be warned about.

      • YourPrivatHater@ani.socialEnglish
        7·
        13 hours ago

        PISS propagated for years that Germany is run by nazis that would say that the polish committed the holocaust and what not…

        • skillissuerMEnglish
          1·
          8 hours ago

          fyi even the cortisol addicted core of conservative electorate got significantly saner ~2wk after takeover of public tv by current boring moderate government. that happened a while ago