Looks like noone noticed my favorite part
spoiler
“You have to FAIL the Bechdel test”
I read the entire thing. I’m not really sure why tbh.
We did. The only time that two women spoke to one another in this thread, the discussion involved Charlie, Cloud, a duck, and Nicolás Maduro wielding the One and Only Keyblade.
Failure successful.
This site will be very normal when Zootopia is added to KH4
Wonder if someone actually put effort into this ordering or if it’s just nonsense
Well it omits several games so I’d say that’s pretty serious
You must amend it, good doctor
Luckily, the Kingdom Hearts timeline is much more… wibbley wobbly than this.
quack
Then after all that you read How To Read Donald Duck and that’s when you understand the sheer horror of what Kingdom Hearts really is
lol that’s a no from me dawg
Where does Super Smash Bros go in this?
what the FUCK is this?
Darkness within darkness.
darkness heart darkness heart heart darkness darkness is basically the extent of my understanding of the lore
If you add a “kairi” in there and keep going for 2 minutes you get the intro to the Riku fight in hollow bastion. Not that it’s been engraved in my memories or anything.
would you say it’s been engraved in your… CHAIN OF MEMORIES?
That’s close enough to accurate that it’s indistinguishable from the actual lore.
wonderful! i’m not looking to add another five years worth of content to my backlog
the new religion.
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KEYBLADE