• Bluefalcon
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    2 months ago

    Walz needs to walkout to The Remedy -Puscifer. Then he needs to stare down Vance. No shaking hands. No talking. Walk to the middle and stare into his eyeliner eyes.

  • Darkard@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won’t be able to keep his composure.

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      2 months ago

      I think they should put casters on a couch and wheel him out. Say nothing, just let Vance steam and maybe mention it himself. Then, point out how he lied about Haitians eating pets, so this can’t be any worse, plus they didn’t mean anything by it anyway.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m not going to lie, I thought it was going to describe Vance as the AI. I mean he’s not as much of a robot as Zuckerberg. He’s really more of an extraterrestrial crossed with an abstract concept, which learned about humanity from 50 year old magazines, trying with great difficulty to fit in a human-shaped and ill-fitting suit.