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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon's body is a machine

sh.itjust.works

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Anon's body is a machine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    • dependencyinjection
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      If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.

      I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.

      • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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        Well don’t leave us hanging. Was it?

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          It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.

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            Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              Why next week? We need daily samples.

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                Thank you, sugar in your tea pee!

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            Fuck yeah hydrohomie

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      It’s actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what’s normal for you so you know when to worry.

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        Very much this. You don’t have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.

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          Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon

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          And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern

          /J

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              I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all

              Rightly chuffed, Cheers!

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          and your frequency (anywhere from daily to weekly is normal)

          Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

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        Hence the “poop shelf” which has taken over toilets in the last decade

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          In what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven’t seen one in Australia yet

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            Go look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they’re everywhere, but it’s only a matter of time.

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      guys stop smelling your own piss just flush drink it

      FTFY

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