For those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
Oooooh…
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
Could be artificial sweeteners.
guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it
It’s actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what’s normal for you so you know when to worry.
Very much this. You don’t have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.
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Hence the “poop shelf” which has taken over toilets in the last decade
guys stop smelling your own piss just
flushdrink itFTFY
If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.
I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.
Well don’t leave us hanging. Was it?
It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.
Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily
Why next week? We need daily samples.
Fuck yeah hydrohomie
Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
Coffee
I’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.
Yeasty
Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.
I’d rather not imagine it but you already made me
I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.
I think that’s how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.
Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they’d measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.
I’m sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol
I’m an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.
I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I’d send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.
you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol
(if you live in the US, don’t send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)
You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.
like straight sugar water.
Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O’Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol
Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!
And lose weight with every amputation
Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.
My Wikipedia bugged out and I got this lmao
Why is there a picture of Stevie wonder next to maple syrup disease
That’s my man Isaac Hayes (Chef from South Park and a musician)
His page was the last thing I was looking at on Wikipedia before I clicked the above link. Looks like the app just retained the image from the previous article.
Its just beetus. Anon is just a dummy.