I once watched a youtube video where a guy with a super hot tinder profile would chat with random girls and he could say whatever vile shit and they would all be like: aww, but you’re so hot tho.

I murdered your child.

So wanna hang out some time?

I ate him.

Raaawr ;)

Male: let put me my thorny penis into your vulva and bite into your neck so you can’t move and I can keep my thong in for a while.