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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon's gf is native american

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Anon's gf is native american

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world
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    Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face…

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      To be fair, anon also can’t tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

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        I’d wager the vast majority of people that don’t know anything about another person’s religion couldn’t tell if what they’re saying is true or not.

        Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

          (not even joking)

          • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBanned from community
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            I’ve got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

            • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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              turkey, circa 2000

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        Relatable tbh

      • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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        Damn yo, this doesn’t add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

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        What is…potato ?

    • Soulg@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s 4chan, that’s like the most respectful image he could’ve possibly used there

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      Also, the native ‘princess’ thing is an extremely tired stereotype.

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    deleted by creator

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men’s asses

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        deleted by creator

    • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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      Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “qt3.14” seems pretty authentic though.

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        Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          I’m sure there’s some henti in there somewhere.

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        deleted by creator

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        Seems like a fairly old version though.

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    Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

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      That’s when it tries to get you

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        Assume the victory position

        • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Cool Gemini Home Entertainment reference

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          I still don’t understand what I was supposed to see in the moon, I feel like it was a ‘oh shit’ moment but idk I couldn’t make anything out really

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        More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

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          Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

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        ITS IN THE LIGHT
        THE MOON CAME IN
        HE FOUND ME
        THRU THE MIRROR
        MOONLIGHT WHITE
        WHITE LIKE EYES
        NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
        I DROWN IN HIM
        IF YOU ARE AFRAID
        WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

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          (Harvest moon)
          I see the days grow shorter
          I feel the nights grow cold
          I sense the darkness clearer
          I feel a presence here

          I know they’ll find her some day
          They find them all that way
          After the thaw in springtime
          The snow melts away

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      Oh, but that’s the BEST time to look!

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    It’s amazing how quickly I’ve become exhausted of “qt3.14”

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      I know right?

      Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

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        Calm down, DiCaprio

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        Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: https://youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s

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      You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that’s been around since the beginning of /b/

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      It’s like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious “joke” and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.

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    Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

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    anon apparently also cant use google

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      People within the supposedly same religion can’t agree on things all the time. It’s entirely possible that his girlfriend’s version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that Apple op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

      The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it’ll suddenly be allowed.

      “The Internet says you can look at the moon”

      “Oh that’s regular Navajo. I’m Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We’re through.”

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        He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

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          I fucking love Emo Phillips.

          Saw him and Weird Al in 2018. What a great show.

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        “Huh, interesting. Why aren’t you supposed to look at the moon?”

        Most people aren’t psychopaths and actually enjoy sharing their beliefs if you ask in a respectful manner.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Then talk to her family about it? This really isn’t that difficult…

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    read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it’s relevant Ah shit

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    OOP better not whistle at night either.

  • nutsack@lemmy.world
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    didn’t this get posted already

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      Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn’t have posted a screenshot of it.

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