The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoSomeone's lyinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1639arrow-down134
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minus-squareCyclist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up103·14 hours agoAmateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 hours agoBut since the sun is 93 millions miles away it’s further because the number is bigger
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up63arrow-down1·14 hours agoOh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 hours agoOf course she’s dead, she’s in space…
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·9 hours agoShe’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoShe’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up38·13 hours agoShe’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-211 hours agoShes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
minus-squareKazumaralinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-211 hours agoI suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·13 hours agoTriangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.
minus-squarecomador @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoLooks like a smudge until you unfocus your eyes anyway.
Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.
But since the sun is 93 millions miles away it’s further because the number is bigger
Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
Fuckin’ got them! Nice.
You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
How fat is she?
She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
💖
I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
Just fat enough 😋
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least
Triangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.
Looks like a smudge until you unfocus your eyes anyway.