• SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Imagine being an animated skeleton.

    Imagine that skeleton has a thin layer of nerves over the bones. You know, for touching things

    Imagine being allergic to gluten

    Imagine your bones itching because your asshole roommate gave you glutenous snacks

    “tHeY’Ll jUsT FaLl rIgHt tHrOuGh”

    That necromancer was a dick btw

  • notsure@fedia.io
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    13 hours ago

    this should not be as funny as it is, but thank you very much Russ Ediger for bringing a hearty laugh to my day!!! and thanks to The_Picard_Maneuver for bringing it to my attention…