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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach

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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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NEW YORK—After being forced to eat McDonald’s on the private jet of President-elect Donald Trump, a visibly sweaty Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly performed surgery on himself this weekend to extract a Big Mac from his stomach. “I have to cut the McDonald’s out before it attacks my other organs,” said the nominee for secretary […]
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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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    Ha, like RFK believes in surgery

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      Oh he does believe in surgery, but only with his bear hands.

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        Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.

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          turns out RFK jr is just a far-gone druid who spent too much time in animal forms, and now struggles to be human

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    Jon Stewart said that he did the Big Mac thing to make up for insulting the food that goes on Trump’s plane, lol. He was sucking up which makes it funnier to me.

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      Trump loves humiliating the people who support him, it’s a big part of his playbook

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    How he doesn’t vomit amidst those bizarre antihumans…

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