• toynbee@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I was thinking “it’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.”

      • General_Effort@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        It’s not the different times at which parts of you stop that kills you. It’s the different places they are in when they do.

        (C’mon, y’all. Help me out. I’m trying to start a thing here!)

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          1 month ago

          It’s not the different places and times your body parts stop that kill you. It is the inflexibility of your connecting body parts inbetween?

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            It’s not the inflexibility of your connecting body parts that kills you. It’s the insufficient tensile strength of the connecting tissue!