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Old hat
Type II civilizations and spider pulsars (steering a binary star system to navigate the galaxy, ess. rope/reigns):
Anton Petrov’s take on the paper:
try harder; not crazy
What changed?
Finally found a hitch ring to hook it
Just wait until it’s dark, it’s easier.
I don’t think a normal rope is gonna work for that.
A really long rope though …
We’re not getting another pet. You didn’t take care of the last one and I’ll be damned if I’m taking care of this one.
Waste of effort. We need to send an army of tigers to defeat the sun.
Isn’t this Maui from Hawaiian tradition?
Once the rope is attached, we will then use a giant penis to swing the earth free from its orbit, freeing Mother Earth from eons of a marriage she didn’t ask for and did not want.
