We absolutely know who the shooter is, which is why we’re raising the bounty to lure them into a false sense of security. The net is closing in.
Anybody who sells the shooter out to the cops for any amount of money, especially that fucking insult of a lowball offer, should really ask themselves why they are ratting on a person who had no issue shooting somebody in the streets in broad daylight and has pretty broad support in having done that. Why attract that attention to yourself?
WE’RE CLOSING IN ON THE SHOOTER. HE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AND LOCATED. BUT IF ANYONE WANTS TO LET US KNOW WHO HE IS AND WHERE HE IS WE’LL GIVE THEM 50,000 DOLLARS
Oh interesting. FBI I’m sure you offer similar rewards for every murder in South Side Chicago right?
Oh you don’t? Interesting. What’s different I wonder
There was a child shot in the same area. They’re gonna come up with a similar reward for him too, I’m sure of it.
/s
i mean, didn’t the social mass murderer cash out like 100-150 million dollars worth of options as a little treat for himself in the week before he died in a folk hero involved shooting? i know lowballing the proletarians is sort of The Move™ for class traitors to find each other, but lmao.
It’s not just about lowballing the proletariat, offering a million dollar reward is reserved for people the FBI wants to be seen as a threat to national security. They can’t give him the same supervillain notoriety as some Middle Eastern guy whose hideout is about to be on the receiving end of a trillion $ worth of Raytheon products. It would cement his folk hero status and they know that. They’re lowballing bc the ghouls are scared of where this is going.
damn that’ll pay for a week’s hospitalization or 9 month’s rent in a 500 sq ft apartment in midtown
One and three-quarters trips to the emergency room by ambulance
It’s less than half of the total value of my UK mortgage. Imagine risking your life for that.
Hello FBI, I have the identity of the shooter. His first name is Joe, last name Mama. That’s right, Jo’ Mama.
Filling the fbi hot line up with Bartman pranks
FBI: “Hey everyone, hey everyone. I am looking for Amanda Hugandkiss”
i’ve just spotted the shooter. attached below is a photo
I think there was also another post about it already, but they also found monopoly money in their backpack. Can’t make this stuff up.
“Hello, FBI? Yes, I have some information. The shooter was dressed in black and had a backpack on, and he had a gun. … Well I didn’t see ‘novel’ and ‘useful’ anywhere in the ad, do I get my 50k by check or…?”
Class action lawsuit against the FBI for false advertising
I have information! it isn’t great info but I’ll accept $500 for it
The info
He’s a damn cool dude.
Gross. They know the US population is suffering economicly and are desperate for money and they’re going to take advantage of that.
I just thought it was funny because it shows that they have no idea who/where the shooter is. What is 50k going to get someone? 5 months rent in NYC?
One hospital admission denied by UHC?
Oh, it is funny. I just find the FBIs tactics disgusting
Yeah, even if I did have information, I wouldn’t have information.
That still won’t cover the ridiculous medical costs for some of the shit around funny enough
Also you would think the family would be offering up millions. Not like they would notice. Unless…
Weird, I thought they have his name 🤔
It’s a very interesting strategy. They’re playing 4D chess by telling us they’ve already figured out who he is and simultaneously giving him a false sense of ease by upping the bounty.
dudes probably just chilling playing video games rn
