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What is your name? Christopher Coke.
What do you do? Sell coke.
Well that’s the perfect name for that profession. Does everyone call you Chris Cocaine? Chrissy Cokes? No, Dudus.
Dudus? Like poops? Yup.
Oh man, i read it more like “dude - us,” almost as though it sounds like a roman latinized version of Dude. Doodoos is so much funnier.
Also Lester Coke. Reminded me of Lester from GTA5.
Christopher Coke, cocaine trafficker
Are we sure this isn’t just Roger from American Dad?
If I were them I’d have called myself Lord Coke or something like that.
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Exact same mindspace as successful corporate CEOs just picked the wrong industry.