Okay so my thought goes as following: Some birds are known for having a feeling of rythm and can be seen swinging along with music. Birds are somewhat related to dinosaurs. So if you could travel to the past with some nice music, there is a non 0 chance that you could dance with some dinosaurs (before being eaten).
Birds aren’t somewhat related to dinosaurs, birds ARE dinosaurs. You can have a dinosaur dance party right now with a bunch of cockatiels.
I have a small flock of chickens and I feel so called out right now.
Since dinosaurs are somewhat related to birds and birds sing, there is a non 0 chance that you could have a karaoke party with dinosaurs (before being eaten).
Oh my gosh, brb gonna invent time travel to teach a T-Rex the phrase “Poly wants a cracker” or die trying.
Pretty sure you’d die REALLY quickly.
“AHHHH!!! DON’T BRING THOSE MONSTERS OVER HERE!!!”
“They’re not Monsters, they’re animals. These ones are herbavores. Think of them like a big giant cow.”
“I like cows…”
OF COARSE YOU LIKE COWS!!! COWS ARE AMAZING!!! DOGS ONLY ARE KNOWN AS MANS BEST FRIEND BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON’T HAVE THE SPACE TO HANG OUT WITH COWS ALL DAY!!!
All that being said, if we time traveled to dinosaur times, and got dinosaurs to dance? Well…we BETTER be playing “Get up, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!”
Otherwise, what are we even doing here???
I wanna teach them to square dance
